Clean Bible Jokes (Only for Laugh!)

Disclaimer: The below jokes are only for Christian who are mature in spiritual level and ready to laugh with clean mentality.

Below are the questions:

1. What kind of man was Boaz before marriage?

2. Did Eve ever had a date with Adam in Eden?

3. What do they call Pastors in Germany?

4. Who was the biggest law breaker in the Bible?

5. Who doesn't have father? (Not Jesus boy!)

6. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?

7. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

8. Why was everyone in the Biblical time so poor?

9. Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?

10.Why didn't Noah go for fishing?

11. What is the best way to get to Paradise?

12.Who was known as a mathematician in the Bible?

Scroll below for answers!

Answers:

1. What kind of man was Boaz "before marriage"?

He was Ruthless!

2. Did Eve ever had a date with Adam in Eden?

No,Just an apple

3.What do they call Pastors in Germany?

German Shepherd

4.  Who was the biggest law breaker in the Bible?

Moses, He broke all 10 commandments at once.

5. Who doesn't have father? (Not Jesus boy!)

Joshua, he is the son of nun.

6. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?

The area around Jordan, because the banks were always overflowing!

7. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

Noah, He was floating his stocks while everyone was in liquidation.

8. Why was everyone in the Biblical time so poor?

Because there was only one Job!

9.Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?

When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.

10.Why didn't Noah go for fishing?

Because he had only two worms.

11.What is the best way to get to Paradise?

Turn right and go straight

12.Who was known as a mathematician in the Bible?

Moses, he wrote the book of Numbers!